Super hit movie: Adharma

The plot: Apna man, John Abraham is the son of a minister at the centre govt. He is smart, good looking and educated but is spoilt. His friend Sushant Singh is also a son of a politician turned don. Both went to a high profile restaurant, where liquor is served illegally. Our own lovely Bipasha is an aspiring model and has just got a few small breaks in the advertisement of a famous undergarment brand. She is working at the same restaurant as a waiter to fetch some extra money.

One night apna man with his side kick went to this bar and start having fun there. Soon apna man caught sight of this beautiful lady (Bipasha) serving liquor at one counter. He goes there and asks for a glass of whisky and soon...

Wait... it is the perfect time for an item song. Imagine our lady in swimsuit at a Malaysian beach, coming out of sea and apna man, topless of course, is flirting with her... Anu Malik help us.

Coming to reality, our lady tells apna man that it's late and he must pay for the liquor as there will no more serving after this time. Apna man insists for one more drink and our lady serves him one. They are talking decently with each other and it seems like our lady is also interested in apna man. The bar is packed with men of all ages and young women.

Apna man, soused with alcohol and of that dream asks for a date with our lady. Our lady laughs and tells him that she is engaged with another man, our hero Akshay Kumar, who is brilliant software professional with a very promising career.

All the dreams of apna man are shattered and he asks for one more whisky, at which our lady refuses. Apna man insists and they start a verbal fight. One thing lead to another and apna man, heart broken and in rage pull out his 32 caliber imported pistol and threatens to kill our lady. Our lady, in spite of working at an illegal bar and having no moral responsibility (or even sense) starts preaching of good and bad and did not server him the liquor.

This whole scene was intimidating enough for the men and women in the bar and they started panicking and shouting. Somebody tries to call the police. At this very moment our side kick pulls out his pistol and fires at the telephone receiver and he along with his 5 other accomplices threatens everybody in the bar to be quiet and remain at their places.

Apna man catches our lady by wrist and pulls her towards him to force her to get him one more peg. At this our lady, like any other abala sati savitri, slaps him in face. This was enough and nothing more can stop apna man now. He starts abusing our lady verbally and slaps her in face twice and jumps over the counter, pushes our lady on ground and rapes her at gun point. It's not enough; the side kick also joins him.

After this heinous act when our lady threatens them to report this to police, apna man pulls
out his gun and shots her at point blank range at her temple. There is a pin drop silence. Times stops and everyone is aghast.

The side kick comes to his senses and pulls apna man out of the bar and all they flee.
Police comes and the routine is followed and based on the eye 12 eye witnesses and the dead body, arrests apna man along with all his 6 accomplices.

Our hero, who was on a business trip to South Korea rushes back to India. He has complete faith in the law and is hopeful that the culprits will be punished properly by the law.
However, the fathers, Amitabh Bachchan and Sayaji Shinde, of apna man and his side kick use their powers and money to buy out or threaten all the witnesses. Even the investigating officer, Yashpal Sharma (I am fan of his dialogue delivery) is a corrupt one and helps them in destroying the evidences and all the culprits are acquitted.

Our hero then takes law in his hand and kills all of the culprits.
(This part and the climax are under construction).

Thisis the plot of the new movie Adharma. Action packed, glamor and having one rape scene, this movie is going to be a blockbuster. Any takers?

Anjane The unknowns

Seems like the Bollywood is doing a very noble job these days. They have taken the responsibility of eradicating the age old and perpetual illiteracy. How? Look at the titles these days. Hindi/Urdu title with the rendition.

Or looking at it the other way, they think that we, the masses, are so vulnerable that they can befool us with any crap. Above titled flick is another example of a pathetic project by bollywood. The only thing to watch in this movie is Helen's performance. Being once a diva and hearthrobs of millions of Indian movie watchers, she ofcourse created a news with her appearance in Mohabbatein. Here also, once again you can see a legend. And yeah, one more thing you would like to watch if I tell you. You will find Manisha Koirala shaking her hips with Sanjay kapoor in a song, wordings of which I can't recall. Just a sec, it was like "Ishq Ishq..."

A stolen plot mixed with Indian (read 'bollywood') spices of sultry models (read 'actresses'), some hip hop music with absurd lyrics is the current formula for Bollywood. I always thought that if the bollywood movies were shorter in length, say of one hour duration, they could have been much better but watching this one I can say for sure that there is huge cash (=finance) to squander away as nobody is going to fall for this formula. The ones who do are absolute idle and can do anything, just anything to be engaged.
So please find some other method to waste you valuable time than watching to this bogus, low-level and unentertaining produce.

On a detailed note:
Music: Meager
Acting performances: lowly
Special effects: Age old, if there were any
Sound: Lowly
Direction: If it is anyway similar to project management then fire this guy